I bet you’ll never guess the one thing they said not to do when the bus stopped in the rest stop parking lot in Israel. #oops #cameltime #alsoprobablycameltoe #rebel #tbt

I bet you’ll never guess the one thing they said not to do when the bus stopped in the rest stop parking lot in Israel. #oops #cameltime #alsoprobablycameltoe #rebel #tbt

grade-a-homo:

Girls who fancy girls. Reblog this. Lets start a follow train. Id love some new followers.

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Just went grocery shopping for the first time in I have no idea. I bought this whole rotisserie chicken, now what? It’s still warm but I’m not planning to eat it till dinner. Do I leave it out to cool? Do I take the lid off? Do I just put in in the oven and let it sit there (without turning on the oven)? Do I put it in the fridge? You guys, these are actual questions I have, who the hell thought it would be ok to leave me home alone? Also is it sexist if I just wish I had a wife already (prerequisite: must cook)?

Just went grocery shopping for the first time in I have no idea. I bought this whole rotisserie chicken, now what? It’s still warm but I’m not planning to eat it till dinner. Do I leave it out to cool? Do I take the lid off? Do I just put in in the oven and let it sit there (without turning on the oven)? Do I put it in the fridge? You guys, these are actual questions I have, who the hell thought it would be ok to leave me home alone? Also is it sexist if I just wish I had a wife already (prerequisite: must cook)?

spookyky:

thisisthatchick:

SCHOOL WAS CANCELED BECAUSE OF FLOODING AND HERE ARE SOME GEMS I FOUND

And yet it’s still dryer than your grandma’s pussy over in California…

Hahaha these are pretty good

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Dear sunset, you didn’t suck tonight. ❤️

Dear sunset, you didn’t suck tonight. ❤️

This week on #tbt it’s an interactive who’s who of little Jew camp munchkins. Which one am I?

This week on #tbt it’s an interactive who’s who of little Jew camp munchkins. Which one am I?

rayesbrain:

Behold my new life motto


Boom. Bring it.

rayesbrain:

Behold my new life motto

Boom. Bring it.

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College called. It wants its diet back. 👌 #broke #gradschool

College called. It wants its diet back. 👌 #broke #gradschool

Hannah’s first “OOH free shit!” haul. She’s a natural. 👌

Hannah’s first “OOH free shit!” haul. She’s a natural. 👌